Launch - Space is hard

Dear Carl Saganists,
        Elon-Musk-Fanboys
            NASA-Wannabes,

Are you ready for some blatant self-PR ? Ok, here we go.

After two years of development I finally released my superhard casual game called 'Launch'.  Originally being a six-weeks-project, things got a little out of hand, but now I'm quite satisfied with the result.

It's a game for simpletons: Launch a rocket, keep it from tipping over by tapping left or right screen half and throw off stages, once high enough. The longer you touch a screen half, the stronger the booster will fire.

Please do go ahead and fail for yourself.